(January 9, 2012 at 11:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(January 9, 2012 at 8:41 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:(January 9, 2012 at 8:33 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(January 9, 2012 at 6:57 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Why does everyone in Heaven use swords and ride horses or camels? If I were an angel I'd drive a Lamborghini and carry an M16, not to mention a few holy hand grenades.
Personally, I'd drive an invisible flying tank the size of a battleship. Solar powered, of course.
You are Cthulhu...why would you need a tank?
Think of it as a recreational vehicle.
OK, I'll play:
I wanna have a big Bradley CAV with a laser gun, a rail gun, and a bloody humongous flame thrower. To wreak havoc in true Stallone/Willis style.
The 21st century horsemen of the apocalypse. All by myself!
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