Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent.

[Greatest I am]

Yeah, I agree. christianity sucks donkey balls.

I have had Christians ask me "What would it take for you to return to the faith"

I give them the same answer that I always hand out when asked such a question: "$10 million dollars cash."

I refuse to be a Christian unless I am very wealthy because of it. I refuse to be a dirt begging serf of a Christian.

You want me to be saved? Make me a pope. Give me a cadilac. Give me a mansion... then I will act llike I am a Christian.

Why? Because I know the REAL reason why Christianity was created.

You have forgotten that at that high office, you would also have to protect pedophiles.
That is the true Catholic way.

Regards
DL

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EDIT: I think I'll post this in the Blasphemy II thread as well. It's good stuff.

Duh, the Christian asked, eh, what do you mean?

http://imgur.com/a/90sTN

Regards
DL

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Adam and Eve disobeyed God it is as simple as that, God never through a fit. If you had the ability to understand a story of love and caring you would be able to understand the story of Adam and Eve. Since you do not understand the story that says what about you.

Yes they did. That is exactly saying they did their will and not Gods.
IOW, they used their free will. Something you say we all have and can use.

How should I understand the story?

As a fall the way Christians do?

Or.

As man's elevation, the way the Jews who wrote the story understand it?

Regards
DL