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Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent.
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RE: Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent.
(January 14, 2012 at 5:10 am)Godschild Wrote:
(January 13, 2012 at 7:05 pm)Aegrus Wrote: Oops, I missed one. You also said that the religious people in hell would try to convert me to their beliefs. Yet, me and my atheist buddies would simply reveal ourselves for the demons we truly are, and rip the theists to shreds. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yep, I'm a demon. ROFLOL
And there's nothing you can do to stop my evil conquest of all of humanity.

Now, to lower myself to GC's level for a moment. . .
Prove that I'm not a demon.

I was kidding around about other religions and the people of them trying to convert someone, gee whiz, lighten up some. If you wind up in hell you will be all alone, your own little space of darkness to live in self inflicted torment. To answer your statement "prove that I'm not a demon," why, you said you are, do you think I believe you are lying about it. As for the evil conquest of humanity, not goin' to happen, that my friend is definitely not in God's will.
(January 13, 2012 at 7:50 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: My true name is Loki. i am currently cursed with a mortal form that holds back my awesome spiritual powers. All of your preaching means nothing to me, for I hold true spiritual powers not only of the blood of Woden, but of the Ice Giants. i have the ability to kill a god, any god or goddess, and preferably EVERY god and goddess.

GC, you have no idea what you are messing with.

Just an old coot who is delusional at best and insane at worst.

The first thing I will do after I break this curse is to take the soul of GC and hand it over to my daughter Hel. She will enjoy using your soul as her plaything. Then I will seek out the destruction of Thor and woden so I may claim what is rightfully mine...the throne of Asgard.

GC, your cries onto your false god will not be heard.
Quote:Yep! Without the comforting presence of others, even if you had others around you they would be dealing with their own misery and not one bit interested in you.
Wrong. Happiness is what you make of it.
Quote:Sorry, no freewill for you in hell, part of the punishment. After standing in front of God and understanding what you truly rejected, you will have considerable regrets. You will still believe that Jesus is a scum bag and anything else you want to, however you will find no peace in any of it, just unrelenting misery.
Freewill, no freewill, make up your mind GC. You sound horribly confused. I clearly understand what I am "rejecting" (more like brushing it off as mythology). I will receive peace and quiet in my death wether you want it or not, and all of the bible verses in the world will not change that.
Quote:Want be quiet, don't forget about the weeping and gnashing of teeth, that will be your constant companion.
Unlike you GC, I am not an emotional basket case. So flat out you and your bible are dead wrong
Quote:Now rev. I explained this to you on more than one occasion, what's the matter memory getting bad. There will be no breakfast, lunch, dinner or snacks in hell, you will have no companionship either, geez we've been over this, so no pleasures shall you have. As for drinking, remember the rich man that's in hell and he asked for just one drop of water on his tongue, he did not receive it.
There willbe story time in hell. We will have some bad ass sporting events and people will be very happy, living life with freedom. You can eat all that you want without becoming fat and you can drink all you want without a hangover. Hell is going to be an awesome and pleasurable place to spend eternity. You will look down upon us in heaven and think "Gee, those guys down there are really great. I wish I could join them". But you will not, because your tyrant of a God will insist that you bow and worship him for another 10 billion years straight while I will be writting music with the likes of Cliff Burton and Randy Rhodes.
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RE: Hell is theologically impossible if God is omnipotent. - by reverendjeremiah - January 14, 2012 at 2:41 pm

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