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Church of the holy motocross
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RE: Church of the holy motocross
I'd join that lot.Big Grin

Afterall I'd rather be out on my bike thinking about religion than sitting in church thinking about my bike.
I'm more road orientated than dirt but let's think about the 10 commandments of motorcycling.....

1. Thou shall let no other activity, hobby, or sport come before riding motorcycles.
2. Thou shall not make any graven images of other activities, hobbies, or sports including fishing. and especially golf.
3. Thou shall not take the name, or brand, of any motorcycle in vain.
4. Honor your valuable riding time as it is darn near holy. Respect it and cherish it accoudingly.
5. Thou shall not kill thyself or others while riding. I have made this crystal clear in previous articles. My mother will hound me about it for my next three lifetimes.
6. Honor thy mechanic and thy dealership.
7. Thou shall not lie about how much you paid for your motorcycle or even more importantl about how much you sold it for later. I will also throw in lying about how fast it will go , how far it will travel on a tank of gas, etc.
8.Thou shall not steal anything from another biker, especially cherished riding time.
9. Thou shall not cheat on your motorcycle by riding a (gulp) bicycle! The good Lord would not have killed all those dinosaurs and made fossil fuel for our motorcycles to have us squander it away by riding a bicycle.
10. Thou shall not covet another person's motorcycle.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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Church of the holy motocross - by Ziploc Surprise - January 16, 2012 at 12:02 pm
RE: Church of the holy motocross - by Aegrus - January 16, 2012 at 8:57 pm
RE: Church of the holy motocross - by Ziploc Surprise - January 16, 2012 at 11:12 pm
RE: Church of the holy motocross - by KichigaiNeko - January 16, 2012 at 11:13 pm
RE: Church of the holy motocross - by Zen Badger - January 17, 2012 at 6:24 am
RE: Church of the holy motocross - by Ziploc Surprise - January 17, 2012 at 8:55 pm

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