Here's an idea Zak: go and set up your very own forum, then you can be the ruler of your own little kingdom and set whatever rules you want there. If you want to be treated fairly and not have people laughing at you, you really must learn to play nicely and stop stamping your foot when you can't get your own way. Seriously - my little niece is only seven and even she would tell you how immature you're being.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'