A Non-Violent Solution?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I've always liked the idea of wars being settled by putting the opposing leaders with their entire cabinets and military chiefs in a large stadium. They would be armed only with clubs and anything they could conceal in a bodily orifice. Last man standing would be declared the winner. The families of the losers would be sold into slavery or used as organ banks.

The event would be televised live on pay TV and make squilions.

Alternatively, they could have a nice game of two-up,with side bets.


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Two-up is a traditional Australian gambling game, involving a designated 'Spinner' throwing two or three coins into the air. Players gamble on whether the coins will fall with both (obverse) heads up, both (reverse) tails up, or with one coin a head, and one a tail (known as 'Odds'). It is traditionally played on ANZAC Day in pubs and clubs throughout Australia, in part to mark a shared experience with Diggers through the ages.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-up

PS: two-up is played in all Australian casino and is the fairest gambling game ever invented,unless of course you cheat.

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I seriously hope you guys aren't being serious with those answers.

I rarely do serious.

ME? I'm always serious,except when I'm not.