Been absent for a while, wrapped up in tracing my family tree, which has taken up time I spend online.
So here's a couple of gags I've been sent which make me laugh-
A priest says to the Pope " Holy Father, when is it ok to have sex with young boys? " Pope replies that it's ok after they have left school.
" Roll on 4 o'clock " says priest!
My son was thrown out of school today for allowing a girl in his class to give him a blow job.
I said " son, that's 3 schools this year. Maybe teaching isn't the career for you after all. "
So here's a couple of gags I've been sent which make me laugh-
A priest says to the Pope " Holy Father, when is it ok to have sex with young boys? " Pope replies that it's ok after they have left school.
" Roll on 4 o'clock " says priest!
My son was thrown out of school today for allowing a girl in his class to give him a blow job.
I said " son, that's 3 schools this year. Maybe teaching isn't the career for you after all. "
A man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?