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10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
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10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
by Daniel Florien

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don’t have to wait 2,000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Rokcet Scientist - February 19, 2012 at 6:50 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cosmic Ape - February 19, 2012 at 7:14 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Rev. Rye - February 19, 2012 at 7:43 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 19, 2012 at 9:53 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 19, 2012 at 10:17 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 19, 2012 at 10:22 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Minimalist - February 19, 2012 at 10:53 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by MarkOfEnglandshire - February 20, 2012 at 5:14 pm
10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Zen Badger - February 19, 2012 at 11:01 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 20, 2012 at 12:12 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by KichigaiNeko - February 20, 2012 at 12:13 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 20, 2012 at 12:18 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by KichigaiNeko - February 20, 2012 at 12:21 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 20, 2012 at 12:23 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by KichigaiNeko - February 20, 2012 at 12:24 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 20, 2012 at 1:24 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 20, 2012 at 1:42 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 20, 2012 at 8:39 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 20, 2012 at 8:48 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 20, 2012 at 8:53 pm
Re: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by zip_ster - February 21, 2012 at 12:12 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 21, 2012 at 12:35 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 21, 2012 at 12:41 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 21, 2012 at 12:46 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 21, 2012 at 1:33 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 21, 2012 at 3:42 pm

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