10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
Except it killing you...
9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
Except it makes people choose poorly on who they have sex with and how they have sex...
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
But it's caused enough backyard wars to equal a one big war, at least...
7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
Is it just me or wouldn't the world be a better place if beer replaced religion. We couldn't solved alcoholism by now, religiousity is a hard one to squash.
6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
You'd be surprised what heavily drunken people do with their newly opened beers...
5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
Or we just havn't heard about it..beer has been around for a long time..
4. You don’t have to wait 2,000+ years for a second Beer.
Very true.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.
Again, very true point.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
Best point so far, starting to agree more.
1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
Except AA is a religious program...dun dun dunnnnnnnnn
Except it killing you...
9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
Except it makes people choose poorly on who they have sex with and how they have sex...
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
But it's caused enough backyard wars to equal a one big war, at least...
7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
Is it just me or wouldn't the world be a better place if beer replaced religion. We couldn't solved alcoholism by now, religiousity is a hard one to squash.
6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
You'd be surprised what heavily drunken people do with their newly opened beers...
5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
Or we just havn't heard about it..beer has been around for a long time..
4. You don’t have to wait 2,000+ years for a second Beer.
Very true.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.
Again, very true point.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
Best point so far, starting to agree more.
1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
Except AA is a religious program...dun dun dunnnnnnnnn
