10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
Well, Amy Winehouse was killed by getting off alcohol.
9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
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8. Beer has never caused a major war.
Just look at Prohibition, and by that, I meant the one that lasted from 1919-1933 in America.
7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
Ever been to a High School kegger?
6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don’t have to wait 2,000+ years for a second Beer.
These are most certainly true.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.
Of course. They leave that to the ads:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsBa-bSGlvU
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
That may be, but how long will it be there?
1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
But hey, for all the faults of The God Delusion, there's an appendix for support groups to help you quit religion, if you're into that sort of thing.
Well, Amy Winehouse was killed by getting off alcohol.
9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
Just look at Prohibition, and by that, I meant the one that lasted from 1919-1933 in America.
7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
Ever been to a High School kegger?
6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don’t have to wait 2,000+ years for a second Beer.
These are most certainly true.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.
Of course. They leave that to the ads:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsBa-bSGlvU
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
That may be, but how long will it be there?
1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
But hey, for all the faults of The God Delusion, there's an appendix for support groups to help you quit religion, if you're into that sort of thing.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
