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10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
Nailing one to a stick is a lot more dramatically messy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cosmic Ape - February 19, 2012 at 7:14 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Rev. Rye - February 19, 2012 at 7:43 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 19, 2012 at 9:53 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 19, 2012 at 10:17 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 19, 2012 at 10:22 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Minimalist - February 19, 2012 at 10:53 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by MarkOfEnglandshire - February 20, 2012 at 5:14 pm
10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Zen Badger - February 19, 2012 at 11:01 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 20, 2012 at 12:12 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by KichigaiNeko - February 20, 2012 at 12:13 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 20, 2012 at 12:18 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by KichigaiNeko - February 20, 2012 at 12:21 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 20, 2012 at 12:23 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by KichigaiNeko - February 20, 2012 at 12:24 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 20, 2012 at 1:24 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 20, 2012 at 1:42 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 20, 2012 at 8:39 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 20, 2012 at 8:48 pm
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 20, 2012 at 8:53 pm
Re: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by zip_ster - February 21, 2012 at 12:12 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 21, 2012 at 12:35 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 21, 2012 at 12:41 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 21, 2012 at 12:46 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Jackalope - February 21, 2012 at 1:33 am
RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus - by Cyberman - February 21, 2012 at 3:42 pm

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