RE: Invent your own religion(!)
October 19, 2008 at 12:12 am
(This post was last modified: October 19, 2008 at 12:20 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Great one bungy lol...
Ok how about this...worship vampires and they will be transported away from the indivisible immaterial imaginary world into the real physical world and drink your blood till you die...IF you pray hard enough...
If you succeed in this GREAT act of worship...... when they kill you, you will go to heaven... and you will meet your LORD... COUNT DRACULA muahhahaha...actually he's quite a nice guy funnily enough...
If you die by any other means you will either go to hell or be given another shot at another life (depending if you had any fair chances at the getting-eaten-(well sorta drunken)-alive by vampires lucky break.... - or not). On some occasions you WILL get another chance... - like I said Dracula's actually quite a nice guy... - his generosity is certainly underrated.
LOL...that was crap...but it was off the top of my head so it was bound to be....
It probably woulda still been pretty crap if I spent all day thinking of one though lol...
Ok how about this...worship vampires and they will be transported away from the indivisible immaterial imaginary world into the real physical world and drink your blood till you die...IF you pray hard enough...
If you succeed in this GREAT act of worship...... when they kill you, you will go to heaven... and you will meet your LORD... COUNT DRACULA muahhahaha...actually he's quite a nice guy funnily enough...
If you die by any other means you will either go to hell or be given another shot at another life (depending if you had any fair chances at the getting-eaten-(well sorta drunken)-alive by vampires lucky break.... - or not). On some occasions you WILL get another chance... - like I said Dracula's actually quite a nice guy... - his generosity is certainly underrated.
LOL...that was crap...but it was off the top of my head so it was bound to be....
It probably woulda still been pretty crap if I spent all day thinking of one though lol...
