RE: Computer Jokes
February 25, 2012 at 6:32 pm
(This post was last modified: February 25, 2012 at 6:34 pm by NoMoreFaith.)
Decided to do one of my own to keep with the forum theme 
Why Computers are like Religion
1. They can only do as they are told, and cannot think for themselves
2. If something is true, it is because the instructions said so
3. Corrupted Information is compartmentalized and then ignored
4. Garbage In, Garbage Out
5. Constantly needs its program updated or faces becoming obsolete.
6. You can cajole, reason, scream and shout, and it won't listen.
7. Is usually subject to several conflicts at any one time and not mention them.
8. The more powerful it is, the more expensive it gets for the user.
9. The only system to handle exceptions is to terminate them.
10. Beware of using Apples. You never get truly forgiven for using one.
Any theists reading this, its not a discussion, just trying it for humour.
Why Computers are like Religion
1. They can only do as they are told, and cannot think for themselves
2. If something is true, it is because the instructions said so
3. Corrupted Information is compartmentalized and then ignored
4. Garbage In, Garbage Out
5. Constantly needs its program updated or faces becoming obsolete.
6. You can cajole, reason, scream and shout, and it won't listen.
7. Is usually subject to several conflicts at any one time and not mention them.
8. The more powerful it is, the more expensive it gets for the user.
9. The only system to handle exceptions is to terminate them.
10. Beware of using Apples. You never get truly forgiven for using one.
Any theists reading this, its not a discussion, just trying it for humour.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm
