Computer Jokes

[Rayaan]

Why Computers are like Religion

1. They can only do as they are told, and cannot think for themselves
2. If something is true, it is because the instructions said so
3. Corrupted Information is compartmentalized and then ignored
4. Garbage In, Garbage Out
5. Constantly needs its program updated or faces becoming obsolete.
6. You can cajole, reason, scream and shout, and it won't listen.
7. Is usually subject to several conflicts at any one time and not mention them.
8. The more powerful it is, the more expensive it gets for the user.
9. The only system to handle exceptions is to terminate them.
10. Beware of using Apples. You never get truly forgiven for using one.

That was great and very funny. I like the last one the most.

Now, here's a version of the creation story from the Book of Genesis (translated into computer-related terms):
- http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/c...ation.html