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Computer Jokes
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RE: Computer Jokes
Haiku error messages


The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
--------------------------------------------
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
--------------------------------------------
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
------------------------------------------------
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
--------------------------------------------------
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
---------------------------------------------------
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
-------------------------------------------
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
---------------------------------------------------
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
---------------------------------------------------
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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The Window closes.
Nothing will open it now.
Everything lost.
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Messages In This Thread
Computer Jokes - by Rayaan - February 25, 2012 at 5:47 pm
RE: Computer Jokes - by MrSkeptic - February 25, 2012 at 6:10 pm
RE: Computer Jokes - by padraic - February 25, 2012 at 6:19 pm
RE: Computer Jokes - by NoMoreFaith - February 25, 2012 at 6:32 pm
RE: Computer Jokes - by Rayaan - February 25, 2012 at 6:46 pm
RE: Computer Jokes - by Rayaan - February 26, 2012 at 3:01 pm
RE: Computer Jokes - by Minimalist - February 26, 2012 at 3:17 pm
RE: Computer Jokes - by leo-rcc - February 26, 2012 at 3:26 pm
RE: Computer Jokes - by Rayaan - February 26, 2012 at 3:49 pm
RE: Computer Jokes - by Minimalist - February 26, 2012 at 4:14 pm
RE: Computer Jokes - by Cyberman - February 26, 2012 at 7:35 pm
RE: Computer Jokes - by Rayaan - February 27, 2012 at 12:05 am

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