Here's something I haven't told in a while:
A man notices his wife with a suitcase, getting ready to leave the house.
"Where are you going?!" he exclaims.
"Nevada." she answers. "I heard women there get paid $400 to do what I do to you for free."
Suddenly, the man starts packing his own suitcase.
"Where are you going?" his wife asks.
"I'm coming with you." he replies. "I wanna see how you live on $800 a year."
A man notices his wife with a suitcase, getting ready to leave the house.
"Where are you going?!" he exclaims.
"Nevada." she answers. "I heard women there get paid $400 to do what I do to you for free."
Suddenly, the man starts packing his own suitcase.
"Where are you going?" his wife asks.
"I'm coming with you." he replies. "I wanna see how you live on $800 a year."
Don’t ask.