Reminds me of the old joke about the two naughty lads at a Catholic school, who would run about playing tricks and causing a general nuisance. One day they get called to the Head's office, the first one gets dragged in by his ear and comes face to face with the Bishop. "Where is Jesus???" thunders the old git, poking him in the chest (with his finger, thankfully) "Where is Jesus?? I want you to go home and find Jesus!!"
The lad leaves the office and just before his friend gets the same treatment he whispers "Shit, we're really in trouble now - they've lost Jesus and they think we did it!"
The lad leaves the office and just before his friend gets the same treatment he whispers "Shit, we're really in trouble now - they've lost Jesus and they think we did it!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
