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Ask the Christian
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RE: Ask the Christian
You'll just have to believe that he is Epi.
(same as him really, he just has to believe, otherwise, his head is likely to explode, or so it says in the biblical narrative.)




(Mckinney as God)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Ask the Christian - by CriticalThinker - March 5, 2012 at 9:49 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Rhizomorph13 - March 5, 2012 at 9:53 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by CriticalThinker - March 5, 2012 at 9:54 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Phil - March 5, 2012 at 9:56 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by CriticalThinker - March 5, 2012 at 9:57 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Phil - March 5, 2012 at 9:58 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by CriticalThinker - March 5, 2012 at 9:59 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Phil - March 6, 2012 at 10:32 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by Rhizomorph13 - March 5, 2012 at 10:07 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by CriticalThinker - March 5, 2012 at 10:10 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Phil - March 5, 2012 at 9:53 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Rayaan - March 5, 2012 at 10:09 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by The Grand Nudger - March 5, 2012 at 10:10 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by The Grand Nudger - March 5, 2012 at 10:12 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Minimalist - March 5, 2012 at 10:13 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by CriticalThinker - March 5, 2012 at 10:15 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Voltair - March 5, 2012 at 10:21 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Minimalist - March 5, 2012 at 10:34 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by The Grand Nudger - March 5, 2012 at 10:35 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Voltair - March 5, 2012 at 11:41 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Epimethean - March 5, 2012 at 11:45 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by popeyespappy - March 6, 2012 at 12:09 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by The Grand Nudger - March 5, 2012 at 11:46 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by padraic - March 6, 2012 at 5:31 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by The Grand Nudger - March 6, 2012 at 8:34 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by Zen Badger - March 6, 2012 at 8:37 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by LastPoet - March 6, 2012 at 8:54 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by fr0d0 - March 6, 2012 at 9:02 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by The Grand Nudger - March 6, 2012 at 9:07 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by Faith No More - March 6, 2012 at 9:14 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by The Grand Nudger - March 6, 2012 at 9:16 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by KichigaiNeko - March 6, 2012 at 9:20 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by Voltair - March 6, 2012 at 11:16 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by The Grand Nudger - March 6, 2012 at 11:27 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by Doubting Thomas - March 6, 2012 at 11:28 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by Whateverist - March 6, 2012 at 11:37 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by Sciwoman - March 6, 2012 at 2:44 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Shell B - March 6, 2012 at 11:36 am
RE: Ask the Christian - by Neo-Scholastic - March 6, 2012 at 12:09 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by The Grand Nudger - March 6, 2012 at 12:10 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Neo-Scholastic - March 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by fr0d0 - March 6, 2012 at 2:38 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Xavier - March 6, 2012 at 1:23 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Minimalist - March 6, 2012 at 1:26 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by downbeatplumb - March 6, 2012 at 2:55 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Minimalist - March 6, 2012 at 3:03 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Welsh cake - March 6, 2012 at 3:15 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Neo-Scholastic - March 6, 2012 at 4:12 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by The Grand Nudger - March 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm
RE: Ask the Christian - by Epimethean - March 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm

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