That is so poorly written that I'm not entirely convinced that a grown man actually came up with that in a serious manner. The quality of his writing leaves open the possibility that his kid wrote that, or this is not so clever satire.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
