I don't know what sort of women Jesus was knocking around with but none of the ones I know have got men's heads. No wonder he went off the rails and came to a sticky end.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'