Why Muslims are cognitiviely SMARTER than atheists. This is PROOF!

[thesummerqueen]

Summer: if your beau is prone to ejaculating prematurely...

lol, so not a problem.

...an Einsteinian conversation – interjected at strategic moments – might be a godsend!

If you're able to have Einsteinian conversation during sex, you're doing it wrong.

That's some pretty hot dirty talk. How come none of my ex-girlfriends said cool stuff like "getting pounded into"? If you wouldn't mind saying this whole sentence into your next accent tag video I could sure use the inspiration. You know, after 30 years with one person one has to take their inspiration where they can find it. Just a minute .. whoa, I've got wood. See ya.

I'm sure your ex girlfriends had tact. I like to hide my wide vocabulary and romantic nature behind casual lewd conversation.

I totally do. However, sometimes I am afraid I might be clinical and boring. I will very matter of factly ask what a guy wants to do and how he wants to do it, though not very often.

I doubt you sound as clinical and boring as you might think. Guys are pretty much all over the idea of a girl being into it, and asking what and how is a fairly good indication that she is. You don't have to sound like a sex phone operator.