Buddhism. In my next life, I'd like to be a. . .wait. . . all the animals on this planet have shitty lives.
Nevermind, I hope I get reincarnated exactly as I am now, but with even more cash and better looks.
Also, when I'm reincarnated, I want an infinite cookie machine. One that makes all different types, too. Just randomly, without requirin ingredients. And it has to stack them for me in convenient, air-tight tupperware containers.
Nevermind, I hope I get reincarnated exactly as I am now, but with even more cash and better looks.
Also, when I'm reincarnated, I want an infinite cookie machine. One that makes all different types, too. Just randomly, without requirin ingredients. And it has to stack them for me in convenient, air-tight tupperware containers.
What falls away is always, and is near.
Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD