What's your age?

[Whateverist]

Oh, Watchman, Padraic and Min .. you poor bastards. I won't be 60 for almost a year so until then, you have my condolences. If you need a young shoulder to cry on, I'll be here for you.

Then in a years time you can cry on my young shoulders whateverist.... 'ya old fart'

I may need it, you old tart.