Morning Routines

[Darwinian]

• 6:00 - Wake up, snooze alarm hit
  
• 6:15 - Hit snooze button
  
• 6:30 - Hit snooze button
  
• 6:45 - Hit snooze button
  
• 7:00 Hit snooze button
  
• 7:15 Hit snooze button
  
• 7:30 - Turn off snooze and get up
  
• 7:31 - Turn on PC, make coffee (extra strong)
  
• 7:32 - Faff about on the PC for half an hour whilst struggling to focus on the screen
  
• 7:55 - Leave my room, enter my sons room to watch him gently and peacefully sleeping and then shout "FIVE TO EIGHT, WAKE UP"
  
• 8:00 - Go down to the kitchen and make another coffee, open the front door and say good morning to the house, my car, the world and the universe
  
• 8:05 - "FIVE PAST EIGHT" to my son, make his school lunch
  
• 8:15 - "QUARTER PAST EIGHT", feed the fish, get my nails trimmed by a Chinchilla
  
• 8:20 - "TWENTY PAST EIGHT, GET A MOVE ON!"
  
• 8:28 - Take my son to school
  
• 8:40 - Arrive back home having planned a great day of programming
  
• 8:50 - Large breakfast and some old repeats on the t.v. while I plan my day in detail
  
• 9:30 - Back to bed for forty winks