There is little time.

[One King]

I needed to laugh.

Thanks for this.

You won't be laughing Creed, when you name is not called.

Fuck your god.
Now tell me what's in store for me?

Damnation blasphemer!

One King, I think it is satan, not Jesus Christ who is speaking to you. I discussed your case with my Pastor and he asked me to tell you to read the Revelations more carefully. The end is soon, but not so soon. There are still things unfulfilled, which Jesus Christ promised will be done before his second coming. Please don't do anything rashly. It's satan who is deceiving you, please understand that.

Christians like you make me sick. You profess to believe in all the miracles of the Bible, but when one happens before you, you refuse to accept it because in truth, you never really did believe in the awesome power of God!

God has told me to inform all the atheists and all those who deny him through worship of a false god that they have been condemned.

Gawd hasn't said a damn thing, this is all you. That's the delusion. You're hearing what you want to hear, because it's you who's saying it. You're just asserting that some gawd said it instead.
Pathetic.

The great book has been closed and all who are not inscribed there shall be damned forever in a lake of eternal fire.

So your gawd is malicious. Nothing new.

The instructions of an almighty God outweigh the rules of man and certainly those of any internet forum, therefore I have no choice but to bend the rules here and trust that God has His righteous plan for His prophet.

That's fine, but you know the consequences of breaking forum rules. Not that you care of course. Also you've selected yourself as this 'prophet' which is just another delusion. Clearly your imagination has taken hold of your judgement. In other words, you've become a slave to your own imagination.

You have 12 days from this post until your souls will be required of the almighty God. You’re going to suffer eternal punishment and sadly there is nothing I can do about that.

Good thing you have no authority over nature and reality. Your beliefs will only affect you (psychologically).

There is yet some hope, as my Lord is infinitely merciful.

The rest will surely burn forever in the eternal fires of Hell.

All merciful and forever torture is a contradiction. You've just hit yourself in the face with it and completely oblivious to it.

If there is even the slightest doubt in your convictions – you must get on your knees and accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Savior. The rest will surely burn forever in the eternal fires of Hell.

Fuck Jebus.

The Bible says the wages of sin is death and most of you are going to suffer beyond imagination for an eternity simply because you’re too proud to come clean.

Which makes no sense. Forever torture for simply not believing? Hardly justice. It's cruel, malicious and irrational. Not the sort of god I'd want anything to do with. Infinite torture for a finite victimless crime cannot not ever make sense.

Jesus Christ is Lord and He is returning in twelve days.

13th of April? Ok then, let's see what happens.
So what are you going to say when nothing happens?

Won't you please come follow Jesus with a servant's heart?

Nope.

Ace, don't follow the unrighteous. Paradise awaits us both. There is yet hope for you if you only accept my Lord and Savior.

I can't help but feel concerned if we never see him again. Weirdly enough, I want him to come back in 13 days, not to mock him, just to make sure he is alright.

You'll see me again - when I join the hand of Jesus in the sky.

Yeah I know NMF. Do we have any figures from the last Harold Camping "doomsday" fiasco??

1 suicide that I know of. Here I would be more worried about him opening fire in a crowd with an AK-47 then turning it on him or herself. That's why I think his post and IP should be turned over to the authorities.

God will DESTROY the wicked and raise up the righteous. Get ready to kneel atheists!