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RE: jokes
A man rings his wife. "Honey, pack a suitcase. I've just won five miilion on the lottery!"

His wife says, "Oh darling, that's fantastic! Where are we going?"

He says, "I really don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get back from work!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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jokes - by bozo - February 18, 2012 at 4:00 pm
RE: jokes - by Faith No More - February 18, 2012 at 4:42 pm
RE: jokes - by Ziploc Surprise - February 27, 2012 at 11:49 am
RE: jokes - by Minimalist - February 27, 2012 at 11:54 am
RE: jokes - by Diamond - February 28, 2012 at 12:40 am
RE: jokes - by Minimalist - April 6, 2012 at 11:33 am
RE: jokes - by Napoléon - April 6, 2012 at 1:16 pm
RE: jokes - by Cyberman - April 6, 2012 at 7:57 pm
RE: jokes - by mediamogul - April 6, 2012 at 8:20 pm
RE: jokes - by Minimalist - April 10, 2012 at 11:48 am
RE: jokes - by Napoléon - April 10, 2012 at 12:03 pm
RE: jokes - by NoMoreFaith - April 10, 2012 at 12:14 pm

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