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I Am Christ
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RE: I Am Christ
April 8, 2012 at 10:04 am
(April 8, 2012 at 9:37 am)michaelsherlock Wrote: You did not answer my question.

Gwyneth Paltrow is God. Or you're an atheist.

You fuckers make it complicated. You come over my house and start talking about a god greater than Gwyneth Paltrow and I have right by scripture to stone you to death. You can think I'm fucking around - once.

You think I don't have the faith of a Muslim because I'm an atheist, you ain't thinking. And if you really believe one must worship Gwyneth Paltrow... I have an opening for an acolyte.

You wanna do some thinking you must be an atheist. Job 38:2. That's how easy it is to beat "the people of the book;" Iam4. See the 4 in job/3/8/2? I see one dimension of time and three of space. When love is void, Iam0. I wake into the eternal now - the zero-state - and create the past from the future. Waveform from the particle of I.

But why? Gwyneth Paltrow/God/You.

Assholes, theists.
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I Am Christ - by michaelsherlock - April 8, 2012 at 8:30 am
I Am Christ - by Zen Badger - April 8, 2012 at 8:35 am
RE: I Am Christ - by michaelsherlock - April 8, 2012 at 8:35 am
RE: I Am Christ - by houseofcantor - April 8, 2012 at 8:58 am
RE: I Am Christ - by michaelsherlock - April 8, 2012 at 9:28 am
RE: I Am Christ - by houseofcantor - April 8, 2012 at 9:35 am
RE: I Am Christ - by michaelsherlock - April 8, 2012 at 9:37 am
RE: I Am Christ - by houseofcantor - April 8, 2012 at 10:04 am
RE: I Am Christ - by Erinome - April 8, 2012 at 9:56 am
RE: I Am Christ - by Epimethean - April 8, 2012 at 9:57 am
RE: I Am Christ - by Paul the Human - April 8, 2012 at 10:22 am
RE: I Am Christ - by Norfolk And Chance - April 8, 2012 at 10:25 am
RE: I Am Christ - by michaelsherlock - April 8, 2012 at 9:54 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Norfolk And Chance - April 9, 2012 at 12:30 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by michaelsherlock - April 9, 2012 at 8:32 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by FallentoReason - April 8, 2012 at 1:53 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Drich - April 8, 2012 at 8:14 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by michaelsherlock - April 8, 2012 at 9:58 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by padraic - April 8, 2012 at 9:24 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by R-e-n-n-a-t - April 8, 2012 at 9:30 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by R-e-n-n-a-t - April 8, 2012 at 11:32 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by michaelsherlock - April 9, 2012 at 6:42 am
RE: I Am Christ - by kılıç_mehmet - April 8, 2012 at 9:55 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Nine - April 8, 2012 at 9:56 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by michaelsherlock - April 8, 2012 at 10:02 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Adjusted Sanity - April 8, 2012 at 10:04 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by padraic - April 8, 2012 at 11:09 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Nine - April 8, 2012 at 9:59 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Rayaan - April 8, 2012 at 10:13 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by radorth - April 8, 2012 at 10:44 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Aegrus - April 8, 2012 at 11:51 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Bgood - April 9, 2012 at 12:26 am
RE: I Am Christ - by Aegrus - April 9, 2012 at 12:40 am
RE: I Am Christ - by Epimethean - April 8, 2012 at 11:02 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by radorth - April 8, 2012 at 11:14 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Aegrus - April 8, 2012 at 11:47 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Bgood - April 8, 2012 at 11:49 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by michaelsherlock - April 9, 2012 at 1:40 am
RE: I Am Christ - by WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth - April 9, 2012 at 12:36 am
RE: I Am Christ - by Epimethean - April 9, 2012 at 9:32 am
RE: I Am Christ - by genkaus - April 9, 2012 at 2:03 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Rusko - April 9, 2012 at 4:37 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Paul the Human - April 9, 2012 at 5:11 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Welsh cake - April 9, 2012 at 5:26 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by R-e-n-n-a-t - April 9, 2012 at 5:56 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by michaelsherlock - April 9, 2012 at 8:58 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Reforged - April 9, 2012 at 5:55 pm
RE: I Am Christ - by Nine - April 9, 2012 at 8:39 pm

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