While visiting Rome, an Australian tourist was filming the
Vatican with his new video camera.
He was panning around when he spotted someone having a wank in
the bushes.
He zoomed in closer and was amazed to see that it was the Pope.
Just as the Pope purged his bishop, he spotted the tourist
filming him.
"Jesus Christ!" he groaned.
He ran over to the tourist, he said, "May I buy your camera?"
"No bloody way mate! I just got it at the duty-free." Replied the
Aussie.
"I'll give you $1,000 for it" said the Pope.
"Forget it!" said the Aussie.
"Okay, I'll give you $20,000 for it!" the Pope begged.
"Really?" said the Aussie. "Yeah, all right mate."
Later, an aide saw the Pope carrying the camera and went over
to check it out.
"That's a great camera, Your Holiness, where did you get it?"
"I just bought it from a tourist" said the Pope
"If you don't mind me asking," said the aide, "how much did you
pay for it?"
"$20,000." Replied the Pope.
"Wow!" said the aide, "he must have seen you coming!"
Vatican with his new video camera.
He was panning around when he spotted someone having a wank in
the bushes.
He zoomed in closer and was amazed to see that it was the Pope.
Just as the Pope purged his bishop, he spotted the tourist
filming him.
"Jesus Christ!" he groaned.
He ran over to the tourist, he said, "May I buy your camera?"
"No bloody way mate! I just got it at the duty-free." Replied the
Aussie.
"I'll give you $1,000 for it" said the Pope.
"Forget it!" said the Aussie.
"Okay, I'll give you $20,000 for it!" the Pope begged.
"Really?" said the Aussie. "Yeah, all right mate."
Later, an aide saw the Pope carrying the camera and went over
to check it out.
"That's a great camera, Your Holiness, where did you get it?"
"I just bought it from a tourist" said the Pope
"If you don't mind me asking," said the aide, "how much did you
pay for it?"
"$20,000." Replied the Pope.
"Wow!" said the aide, "he must have seen you coming!"
