Was Jesus the Bastard Son of a Menstruate and Promiscuous Woman from 100 BCE?

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Jesus was the bastard son of a menstruate and promiscuous woman,

Hold it right there!
I'm not a gynaecologist but afaik the menstrual phase is at least a week after a woman's max fertile phase (which only lasts 2 or 3 days). I.o.w. a woman cannot conceive during the menstrual phase. She isn't fertile then.
That little fact would shoot down this version of 'JC was real', wouldn't it?

You seem to misunderstand the pure magicness of gawd.