One question. WTH are you people doing?! This is beyond stupid, this is lethal. I know people who've tried things like this when they were about to kill themselves.
@WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth
Buy a puppy or a kitten. It serves two purposes. Firstly, they're adorable and make people happier to just be near them. I could cite a study, but we're not arguing. Secondly, in a couple months you'll know that they depend on you entirely, and you may stop suicidal thoughts if you know they'd be scared and alone without you.
@WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth
Buy a puppy or a kitten. It serves two purposes. Firstly, they're adorable and make people happier to just be near them. I could cite a study, but we're not arguing. Secondly, in a couple months you'll know that they depend on you entirely, and you may stop suicidal thoughts if you know they'd be scared and alone without you.