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Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
And you think that this is the scenery of the afterlife based upon what? I think that the afterlife is blueberry waffles. How are we to determine, between our two competing hypothesis, which is correct? Is it possible that we are both incorrect, that perhaps dying is neither a pastoral afterlife filled with friends and family, or blueberry waffles?

So here we have (at least) three distinct possibilities. You version of the afterlife, blueberry waffles, and that neither of these two claims is accurate. Let's explore why your sentiments with regards to death might not be quite as satisfying as you seem to believe.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by The Grand Nudger - April 23, 2012 at 7:53 pm

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