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Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
You know no such thing, you have only your beliefs. Your description of the afterlife and my own, that of blueberry waffles (you seem to have misunderstood me, I don't mean that there will -be- blueberry waffles in the afterlife, but that the afterlife -is- blueberry waffles), are on equal terms. Boy that makes the whole afterlife bit sound so incredibly compelling and serious doesn't it?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by The Grand Nudger - April 23, 2012 at 11:23 pm

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