Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church

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Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church

April 25, 2012 at 8:03 pm (This post was last modified: April 25, 2012 at 8:04 pm by The Grand Nudger.)

I'll know I was wrong about it's existence, but dead on with regards to how much of an ass it is. It's a wash for both parties.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!

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Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by reverendjeremiah - April 17, 2011 at 10:14 am

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Minimalist - April 17, 2011 at 11:24 am

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Violet - April 17, 2011 at 6:43 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Ace Otana - April 17, 2011 at 7:31 pm

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by simplexity - April 23, 2012 at 8:18 pm

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Violet - April 18, 2011 at 12:05 am

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Violet - April 23, 2012 at 4:24 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by KichigaiNeko - April 18, 2011 at 2:32 am

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Zenith - April 19, 2011 at 7:38 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Disciple - April 23, 2012 at 4:09 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Cyberman - April 23, 2012 at 4:17 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Disciple - April 23, 2012 at 4:48 pm

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by The Grand Nudger - April 23, 2012 at 11:23 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Disciple - April 25, 2012 at 7:37 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Minimalist - April 23, 2012 at 11:52 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by The Grand Nudger - April 25, 2012 at 7:40 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Cyberman - April 25, 2012 at 7:41 pm

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by padraic - April 25, 2012 at 7:52 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Faith No More - April 26, 2012 at 8:14 am

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Ace Otana - April 26, 2012 at 8:41 am

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by The Grand Nudger - April 25, 2012 at 8:03 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 25, 2012 at 8:41 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by padraic - April 26, 2012 at 12:52 am

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Cyberman - April 26, 2012 at 9:37 am

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by The Grand Nudger - April 26, 2012 at 9:42 am

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by AthiestAtheist - April 26, 2012 at 5:22 pm

RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by Minimalist - April 26, 2012 at 5:57 pm

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