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Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
I'll know I was wrong about it's existence, but dead on with regards to how much of an ass it is. It's a wash for both parties.
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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by The Grand Nudger - April 25, 2012 at 8:03 pm

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