Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 2, 2024, 6:18 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
#57
RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church
(April 17, 2011 at 10:14 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: http://hosted2.ap.org/COGRA/d30f3f32e9d8...1a62fe19e1

Bah, my browser blocks that site for a potential XSS attack; can't read. Oh well.

(April 17, 2011 at 10:14 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: This tornado literally touched down blocks away from me, but me and my family were not hurt. I cant say that for the others.

The rational explanation is that tornadoes tend to do that a lot, but I wouldn't expect your average Christian to know that.

(April 17, 2011 at 10:14 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Quite sad really, and to top it off, there are hundreds upon hundreds of people begging me for my prayers to them..do they not realize their god just destroyed one of their churches? What will it take before they see the reality of the situation...sad...so very sad, and it is compounded by sophomoric superstitious blah blah.

Wait, I don't understand, are people knocking on your door asking for prayer? My, that's a bit preachy.

(April 17, 2011 at 10:14 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I will be donating money, not worthless prayers.

Don't you get it? Asking for prayer is their underhanded way of asking for money. Don't be fooled! Tongue
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."

-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife
Reply



Messages In This Thread
RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church - by AthiestAtheist - April 26, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Cult leader encouraging his followers to starve to death. Rev. Rye 2 599 April 28, 2023 at 10:13 pm
Last Post: Anomalocaris
  Natural family planning LinuxGal 75 10147 January 1, 2023 at 10:30 am
Last Post: LinuxGal
  Why doesn't God love his enemies? Fake Messiah 16 1773 November 30, 2022 at 12:17 pm
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Church sex abuse: Thousands of paedophiles in French Church zebo-the-fat 8 1560 October 7, 2021 at 1:49 am
Last Post: Rev. Rye
Rainbow (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male Nihilist Virus 25 2593 April 17, 2021 at 10:37 am
Last Post: Gwaithmir
  Sinning, as Jesus and the church say, is good. Turn or burn Christians. Greatest I am 71 7970 October 20, 2020 at 9:11 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Christian family fined after arguing taxes 'against God's will' zebo-the-fat 19 2682 July 23, 2019 at 1:26 pm
Last Post: The Valkyrie
  Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return DoubtingHerFaith 107 18940 January 15, 2019 at 4:29 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  7 Pious Xtian Shits Who Stepped On Their Own Dicks Minimalist 0 950 October 12, 2018 at 12:57 pm
Last Post: Minimalist
  Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now. Minimalist 10 1812 October 10, 2018 at 4:14 pm
Last Post: Brian37



Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)