My girlfriend wants our kids introduced to "all major world religions"

[Anomalocaris]

Listen, jesus's bitch boy, unless you happen to be a Christian who holds that there was no such thing as Christ and Jesus was, if ever existent, fits the profile of a rather psychiatrically diseased human being, your Christian beliefs don't need to nailed down any any other specifics to be properly described as contemptible and irreconcilable with any critical thinking based on due diligence minimally mandatory for one who lives in the scientific age.
You yourself descends even below the level of normal Christian contemptability by this pitiful weasling quibble about just what color the mold on your rotten Christian brain happen to assume today.