RE: My 'born again' story. Theological explanation?
May 8, 2012 at 12:05 am
(This post was last modified: May 8, 2012 at 12:11 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Let me get this straight, you told a female that the two of you being together was somehow a part of gods plan. That's gotta register pretty damned high on the feminine gtfo meter......
The next time you get to thinking that a god wants you to be with any given girl, just run on the assumption that you're probably mistaken about that, regardless of whether or not any god exists. Let me just add here, that any sweet little thing that swallows that kind of line is probably going to end up straddling you roundabouts 3am in the not so distant future holding your dismembered...member, screaming "You know why!"
(a theological explanation would be that god is most likely less invested in where you stick it than you imagined him to be. I don't recall any scriptures to the effect of "Whatsoever Dick believeth in me will be granted Jane")
The next time you get to thinking that a god wants you to be with any given girl, just run on the assumption that you're probably mistaken about that, regardless of whether or not any god exists. Let me just add here, that any sweet little thing that swallows that kind of line is probably going to end up straddling you roundabouts 3am in the not so distant future holding your dismembered...member, screaming "You know why!"
(a theological explanation would be that god is most likely less invested in where you stick it than you imagined him to be. I don't recall any scriptures to the effect of "Whatsoever Dick believeth in me will be granted Jane")
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