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The Son^3
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RE: The Son^3
May 9, 2012 at 1:24 am (This post was last modified: May 9, 2012 at 1:24 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Quote:Horus was not born of a virgin, but of Isis who had sex with Osiris' dead body.

Indeed, and with a wooden penis. Set,their brother, murdered Osiris and chopped up his body. Isis gathered up the bits and put them back together and embalmed them,but couldn't find the dick. Isis made a wooden dick,attached it, then reanimated Osiris and had a test ride.It worked splendidly; Horus was conceived.
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The Son^3 - by FallentoReason - May 8, 2012 at 9:03 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Epimethean - May 8, 2012 at 9:08 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Phil - May 8, 2012 at 10:03 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Kayenneh - May 8, 2012 at 9:58 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Ace Otana - May 8, 2012 at 10:08 am
RE: The Son^3 - by FallentoReason - May 8, 2012 at 10:46 am
RE: The Son^3 - by NoMoreFaith - May 8, 2012 at 10:05 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Kayenneh - May 8, 2012 at 10:48 am
RE: The Son^3 - by emissary - May 8, 2012 at 7:37 pm
RE: The Son^3 - by Annik - May 8, 2012 at 7:40 pm
RE: The Son^3 - by padraic - May 9, 2012 at 12:15 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Paul the Human - May 8, 2012 at 7:43 pm
RE: The Son^3 - by Jackalope - May 9, 2012 at 1:02 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Epimethean - May 8, 2012 at 9:22 pm
RE: The Son^3 - by Undeceived - May 9, 2012 at 12:37 am
RE: The Son^3 - by padraic - May 9, 2012 at 1:24 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Xyster - May 9, 2012 at 7:40 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Epimethean - May 9, 2012 at 8:20 am
RE: The Son^3 - by DeistPaladin - May 9, 2012 at 8:27 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Epimethean - May 9, 2012 at 8:52 am
RE: The Son^3 - by DeistPaladin - May 9, 2012 at 12:02 pm
RE: The Son^3 - by Welsh cake - May 9, 2012 at 1:33 pm
RE: The Son^3 - by padraic - May 10, 2012 at 12:22 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Epimethean - May 10, 2012 at 9:45 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Tiberius - May 10, 2012 at 10:35 am
RE: The Son^3 - by Ryft - May 10, 2012 at 10:40 am
RE: The Son^3 - by DeistPaladin - May 10, 2012 at 3:13 pm
RE: The Son^3 - by Ryft - May 11, 2012 at 10:38 pm
RE: The Son^3 - by Jackalope - May 10, 2012 at 12:32 pm
RE: The Son^3 - by FallentoReason - May 10, 2012 at 11:00 am
RE: The Son^3 - by padraic - May 10, 2012 at 9:20 pm
RE: The Son^3 - by KichigaiNeko - May 11, 2012 at 2:46 am

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