Just found this from a Facebook contact - a former oriental chief helmsman - which seems relevant here: "The fact that you can't sell your daughter for three goats and a cow means we have already redefined marriage."
Oh myyy.
Oh myyy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'