I'm a witness that Jesus lives!

[Reforged]

... am I going to be mauled again if I say how this sounds?

Say how it sounds, say how it sounds!

I would but apparantly that would be an offence to every member of the particular community who partakes in the activities I'd be making a lighthearted reference to.
Sorry norfolk. :-(

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Oh fuck it, I'll be damned if my free speech is going to be restricted incase someone thinks I'm a homophobe.
Its gay, its *gloriously* gay. It may well be the gayest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. If it were any gayer I'd be morally obliged to come down to this guys house and drag him kicking and screaming to a gay bar just so he can get it all out of his system in a glorious parade of toned abs and ten inch penises and come out singing "like a virgin". It makes me feel gay just reading it and I'm as straight as any of you guys.

I find it *hilarious* that this guy essentially just wrote a homo-erotic novel involving himself and Jesus. Whats wrong with that? Whats wrong with joking about sexuality? Sex is hilarious, straight sex, gay sex, sex with animals, sex with aliens, sex with a variety of partners at once, with blow-up dolls and dildos. Its all brilliant, incredibly strange and some of the funniest shit I've ever talked about. I don't care if people think that makes me a homophobe.
Wow, I feel better. Thanks Norfolk. :-)

Oh, thats two threads by the way. For anyone whos keeping count on the highscore.