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I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
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RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
June 5, 2012 at 10:26 am
(June 5, 2012 at 8:59 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Does that mean we all have to do this?
http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus

Yes. Apparently an important aspect of being saved is becoming God's bitch. It is like being in prison and winning some big, bad ass' protection by tossing their salad. God's got your back and He' got yours.
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I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by domnavarra - March 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Tiberius - March 28, 2009 at 7:19 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Darwinian - March 28, 2009 at 7:38 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by bozo - March 28, 2009 at 7:39 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Demonaura - March 28, 2009 at 9:50 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by WWLD - March 29, 2009 at 12:44 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by padraic - March 29, 2009 at 3:11 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Kyuuketsuki - March 29, 2009 at 7:25 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Giff - March 29, 2009 at 8:01 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Tiberius - March 29, 2009 at 8:09 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Giff - March 31, 2009 at 7:41 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Demonaura - March 29, 2009 at 10:14 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Eilonnwy - March 29, 2009 at 4:27 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by WWLD - March 29, 2009 at 10:48 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by leo-rcc - March 30, 2009 at 1:07 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by chatpilot - March 30, 2009 at 10:09 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by chatpilot - March 31, 2009 at 10:02 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Edwardo Piet - March 31, 2009 at 1:43 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by WWLD - March 31, 2009 at 8:05 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Rockthatpiano06 - March 31, 2009 at 8:32 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by athoughtfulman - April 1, 2009 at 6:38 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by chatpilot - April 1, 2009 at 9:53 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Panglossian - June 1, 2012 at 3:09 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Anomalocaris - June 1, 2012 at 3:13 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Panglossian - June 1, 2012 at 3:19 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Jackalope - June 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Shell B - June 1, 2012 at 7:28 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Minimalist - June 1, 2012 at 3:56 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Darwinian - June 1, 2012 at 6:49 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Cato - June 1, 2012 at 7:00 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Cyberman - June 1, 2012 at 6:52 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Epimethean - June 1, 2012 at 7:22 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Gambit - June 1, 2012 at 7:29 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Welsh cake - June 1, 2012 at 7:31 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Cinjin - June 1, 2012 at 8:11 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Reforged - June 1, 2012 at 8:54 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Reforged - June 1, 2012 at 9:09 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Violet - June 2, 2012 at 6:28 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Reforged - June 2, 2012 at 9:24 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Violet - June 2, 2012 at 1:16 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Angrboda - June 2, 2012 at 10:13 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Annik - June 2, 2012 at 10:17 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by KichigaiNeko - June 3, 2012 at 4:53 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Reforged - June 4, 2012 at 10:14 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Whateverist - June 4, 2012 at 11:52 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Reforged - June 5, 2012 at 8:59 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Whateverist - June 5, 2012 at 10:26 am

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