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Snake handling Pastor dies
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RE: Snake handling Pastor dies
At the end of the article, the real level of stupidity really shines through....

Article Wrote:"Anybody can do it that believes it," Wolford said. "Jesus said, 'These signs shall follow them which believe.' This is a sign to show people that God has the power."

What power? You're dead and so is your idiot father! Your god couldn't even keep you from dying from snake venom. Fucking pathetic.

Article Wrote:Wolford watched his own father die at the age of 39 after a rattlesnake bit him during a similar service.

How stupid can you possibly be after you KNOW WITHOUT A DOUBT that your faith doesn't work and yet still put your body in harms way?!

Article Wrote:"He lived 101/2 hours," Wolford told the Washington Post Magazine. "When he got bit, he said he wanted to die in the church. Three hours after he was bitten, his kidneys shut down. After a while, your heart stops. I hated to see him go, but he died for what he believed in.

At this point, the stupid is off the scale. "Anybody can do it that believes it," has now turned into, "dying for what you believe in." Which one is it asshole?! Does your god protect the believer from the snake or is it just a sacrifice to your god to let a poisonous viper bite you?! God damn fucktards!

Article Wrote:"I know it's real; it is the power of God," Wolford told the Washington Post Magazine last year. "If I didn't do it, if I'd never gotten back involved, it'd be the same as denying the power and saying it was not real."

... and now you're dead you fucking idiot. Even after your own father died believing this stupid shit, you were too stupid to put it all together. He believed - he's dead. You believe - you're dead. My only hope is that your son is not as stupid as the two of you. I wonder what the odds of that are. fucktards.
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Snake handling Pastor dies - by Manowar - June 10, 2012 at 8:51 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by genkaus - June 10, 2012 at 9:23 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by The Grand Nudger - June 10, 2012 at 9:44 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by SleepingDemon - June 10, 2012 at 11:08 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by The Grand Nudger - June 10, 2012 at 11:12 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Thor - June 10, 2012 at 12:08 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Minimalist - June 10, 2012 at 12:38 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Cinjin - June 10, 2012 at 12:53 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Manowar - June 10, 2012 at 1:26 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Cinjin - June 10, 2012 at 2:11 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Manowar - June 11, 2012 at 11:12 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Anomalocaris - June 11, 2012 at 11:28 am
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Minimalist - June 11, 2012 at 12:26 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by Anomalocaris - June 11, 2012 at 12:59 pm
RE: Snake handling Pastor dies - by The Grand Nudger - June 11, 2012 at 1:39 pm

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