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Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 15, 2015 at 11:24 pm
'Worst' being subjective, of course.
I'd entertain most varieties of 'worst', like, which one is most egregiously and shrilly anti-antheist, greediest, misstates the most doctrine, lowest morals, biggest shlubb, most insincere, panders the most, worst at pandering, worst hair, least Godly demeanor, most delusional, you get the idea.
So, let's get Pat Robertson out of the way here, on most categories, and please chime in with your favs.
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 15, 2015 at 11:51 pm
It's easier to list the best:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 15, 2015 at 11:56 pm
Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King would be one of the best. Though he's obviously not still alive.
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 12:03 am
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Space on our server does not permit a completely adequate answer. However there was some long, blond haired idiot who would just sit on camera saying nothing wearing shades and bad ass hats for the longest time. Other times he would do some really nutsy chalkboard work reminiscent of Glenn Beck but with even stronger psychotic overtones. West Borough Baptist church deserves a special shout along with Jimmy Swaggart and Tammy Fae whatshername and her husband. Hell, can we just agree that every TV preacher talking old people into sending their last pennies in to do God's work belongs on the list?
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 12:03 am
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 12:04 am
Creflo Dollar has to be up there on the list.
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 12:19 am
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my brain seems to have returned an integer overflow error while attempting to compare the badness of preachers to determine who is the worst.
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 12:37 am
Under 'pandering', would I be too far off the mark with Billy Graham ?
Most delusional might be the one with the 900 foot Jesus, Oral Roberts as I recall.
How the hell did Jesus apparate at precisely 900 feet, BTW, why not 3700 feet, or 500 meters, or if you think about it, the one on the dashboard, 2" tall, if it was fucking really alive, that would be pretty damn impressive too !!
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 1:13 am
Hate is such a strong word, but I honestly feel as though I hate Kirk Cameron. His all-American, corn-fed, aw shucks, baby joey Christian kangaroo face sickens me.
He's one of the dumbest motherfuckers in existence, and he'd like nothing more than to transform U.S. into nation of mindless, fundamental fucktards like himself. Douchebag.
I hope he chokes on a banana.
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RE: Worst pastor, preechur, evangelist, priest, reverend ???
November 16, 2015 at 2:06 am
(November 16, 2015 at 1:13 am)Thena323 Wrote: Hate is such a strong word, but I honestly feel as though I hate Kirk Cameron. His all-American, corn-fed, aw shucks, baby joey Christian kangaroo face sickens me.
He's one of the dumbest motherfuckers in existence, and he'd like nothing more than to transform U.S. into nation of mindless, fundamental fucktards like himself. Douchebag.
I hope he chokes on a banana.
He'd have to pull it out of his ass before he could choke on it.
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