Golf was was originally devised by the Scots as an exquisite form of torture to inflict upon their ancient enemies, the English.
Of course the Scots failed to take into consideration the fact that the English are masochistic by nature(look at their "cuisine"), and in fact took to this torture with relish.
They would have been better advised to stick to their earlier weapons of mass destruction, the bag pipes.
Because if I for one saw a horde of skirt wearing madmen coming towards me while biting the tail of a cat they were clutching under one arm, I'd fuck off in the other direction quick smart.
Of course the Scots failed to take into consideration the fact that the English are masochistic by nature(look at their "cuisine"), and in fact took to this torture with relish.
They would have been better advised to stick to their earlier weapons of mass destruction, the bag pipes.
Because if I for one saw a horde of skirt wearing madmen coming towards me while biting the tail of a cat they were clutching under one arm, I'd fuck off in the other direction quick smart.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
