I would invent my own. It would be centered around a deity who looks kinda like Dave Chappelle. This is because my weed man looks kinda like Dave Chappelle. Weed would be burned in a ritualistic way, first thing in the morning, right after breakfast, lunch, dinner and twice before bedtime.
The commandments:
1. Thou shalt always pass sacred herb to the left, bee bee bum bum boom.
2. Thou shalt puff but once if smoking sacred herb in pipe, before passing.
3. Thou shall be allowed two puffs if smoking sacred herb in a joint or blunt, before passing.
4. If it's black, put it back. If it's gray, throw it away.
5. Thou shalt be nice to people and chill out and shit.
The commandments:
1. Thou shalt always pass sacred herb to the left, bee bee bum bum boom.
2. Thou shalt puff but once if smoking sacred herb in pipe, before passing.
3. Thou shall be allowed two puffs if smoking sacred herb in a joint or blunt, before passing.
4. If it's black, put it back. If it's gray, throw it away.
5. Thou shalt be nice to people and chill out and shit.
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