Woman marries corporation
July 19, 2012 at 7:26 am
(This post was last modified: July 19, 2012 at 7:33 am by Jaysyn.)
Woman Marries Corporate Person In Public Ceremony
They actually got a marriage license. This is now apparently legal in the US. Thanks Citizen's United!
Observation #1: This seems to be an end run around polygamy laws. Technically all the shareholders are married (just a little bit) to Mrs. Vogel. She's going to have one hell of a honeymoon.
Observation #2: This also seems to be an end run around the entire anti-gay marriage agenda.
Step one, you & your partner both form corporations where you are each the sole stock holders.
Step two, have your companies marry.
Step three, profit!
EDIT: Doh, I didn't read all the way down to the bottom. The marriage wasn't legal, but only because the corporate person was under age. However, that opens a whole lot of other questions about distilleries & firearms manufacturers that haven't been in existence very long.
Hilarious unintended consequences here!
They actually got a marriage license. This is now apparently legal in the US. Thanks Citizen's United!
Observation #1: This seems to be an end run around polygamy laws. Technically all the shareholders are married (just a little bit) to Mrs. Vogel. She's going to have one hell of a honeymoon.
Observation #2: This also seems to be an end run around the entire anti-gay marriage agenda.
Step one, you & your partner both form corporations where you are each the sole stock holders.
Step two, have your companies marry.
Step three, profit!
EDIT: Doh, I didn't read all the way down to the bottom. The marriage wasn't legal, but only because the corporate person was under age. However, that opens a whole lot of other questions about distilleries & firearms manufacturers that haven't been in existence very long.
Hilarious unintended consequences here!
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
