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RE: Woman marries corporation
July 19, 2012 at 7:45 am
(July 19, 2012 at 7:43 am)Faith No More Wrote:
Quote:UPDATE Sadly, for the happy couple, marital bliss was not to be, as it was determined earlier today that the marriage license could not be legal due to the Corporate Person being underaged.

What a pervert.

So does that mean now corporations can't enter into contracts until they've been in existance for 18 years?
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Woman marries corporation - by Jaysyn - July 19, 2012 at 7:26 am
RE: Woman marries corporation - by Faith No More - July 19, 2012 at 7:43 am
RE: Woman marries corporation - by Jaysyn - July 19, 2012 at 7:45 am
RE: Woman marries corporation - by Faith No More - July 19, 2012 at 8:18 am
RE: Woman marries corporation - by Tiberius - July 19, 2012 at 8:35 am
RE: Woman marries corporation - by Jackalope - July 19, 2012 at 9:54 pm
RE: Woman marries corporation - by Cato - July 21, 2012 at 12:35 am
RE: Woman marries corporation - by C.W. Sims - July 21, 2012 at 12:09 am
RE: Woman marries corporation - by Faith No More - July 21, 2012 at 4:19 pm
RE: Woman marries corporation - by Annik - July 21, 2012 at 10:04 pm
RE: Woman marries corporation - by Adjusted Sanity - July 21, 2012 at 10:11 pm
RE: Woman marries corporation - by Faith No More - July 22, 2012 at 8:24 am
RE: Woman marries corporation - by C.W. Sims - July 22, 2012 at 10:36 am

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