(July 21, 2012 at 7:54 am)catfish Wrote: So you know God's thoughts now? Do you often claim to know the thoughts of a character you don't believe in?
Why should any modern person question God? He was oh so clear in his book. No ambiguity there. The Bible is the literal word of G, oh wait, no sorry....The Bible is the divinely inspired word of G, oh wait, no sorry... The Bible is the inspired, but modified word of God but still true, oh wait, no sorry,...the Bible is the somewhat fucking word of God but we're not really sure because of all the manipulation and various languages that nobody can really be sure what it means....oh, but wait, we'll tell you what it means so you can do what I say and if you don't do what I say you will go to hell!!!!!!! How do you know? God said so and you must come to church every Sunday and give me ten percent gross (not net, otherwise you are stealing from God) of what you make. Why? Don't ask why stupid, otherwise you don't get to spend an eternity praising me, I meant god. Oh, by the way, when you get there...nevermind the fucks on their knees....those are the catholics. Also, no need to put your palm straight up to praise HIM, you're in heaven so all you have to do since he's only a little taller at that point is to mimic the Sieg Heil salute and your subservience will be duly noted.
