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True story!
July 29, 2012 at 4:08 am
Paul is sitting at a bar, bragging to a Jewish girl that the LORD's Son revealed himself to him.

Paul: ...I tell you babe, His light was so bright I was blinded temporarily!

Matthew and John walk in.

Matthew: hey Paul, you call yourself an Apostle?
John: why weren't you selected in person by Jesus?
Paul: what do you mean?
Matthew: well, Matthew was hand picked to be a part of the original 12 by Jesus.
John: and so was John!
Paul: oooh maaaaan! No way!!
Matthew & John: YAHWEH!
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~ Aristotle
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True story!

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True story! - by FallentoReason - July 29, 2012 at 4:08 am
RE: True story! - by Faith No More - July 29, 2012 at 7:56 am
RE: True story! - by FallentoReason - July 29, 2012 at 9:20 am
RE: True story! - by Darth - July 29, 2012 at 9:39 am
RE: True story! - by FallentoReason - July 29, 2012 at 9:42 am

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