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True story!
July 29, 2012 at 4:08 am
Paul is sitting at a bar, bragging to a Jewish girl that the LORD's Son revealed himself to him.

Paul: ...I tell you babe, His light was so bright I was blinded temporarily!

Matthew and John walk in.

Matthew: hey Paul, you call yourself an Apostle?
John: why weren't you selected in person by Jesus?
Paul: what do you mean?
Matthew: well, Matthew was hand picked to be a part of the original 12 by Jesus.
John: and so was John!
Paul: oooh maaaaan! No way!!
Matthew & John: YAHWEH!
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RE: True story!
July 29, 2012 at 7:56 am
Oooohhh...that is terrible.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: True story!
July 29, 2012 at 9:20 am
Man, I was so incredibly bored.
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RE: True story!
July 29, 2012 at 9:39 am
That was so bad, but I can't wipe the smile from my face.
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RE: True story!
July 29, 2012 at 9:42 am
(July 29, 2012 at 9:39 am)Stue Denim Wrote: That was so bad, but I can't wipe the smile from my face.

YUSSS. I like those sorts of reactions.
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