Why must Christian apologists tell lies?

[Angrboda]

I don't know whether bringing a dictaphone is kosher, but probably more useful would be to bring sound bites from prior Craig debates that you could play like a piano, and use them to frame your responses. Of course, if it were me, I'd probably add some beats and make some slabs of rhythm to pump up the volume. (I'm reminded of a friend who played a cruel joke on one of the secretaries one day. In her company, they used Macs for everything, so my friend assigned a different animal sound to every key. That poor woman.)

I returned, and saw that under the sun, the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise,
nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.
— Ecclesiastes 9:11